AFTER YEARS OF LISTENING TO RUSH LIMBAUGH, SHAUN HANNITY, GLENN BECK AND SCORES OF TALK SHOW HOST TELLING US THE GOVERNMENT HAS NEVER PRODUCE A DAMNED THING, WE ALL OF THE SUDDEN REALIZE THEY DO HAVE A PRODUCT TO SELL, IT'S CALLED.
"SPECIAL TREATMENT"
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT THE 1ST 100 DAYS OF THIS SOCIALIST PRESIDENT, SPECIAL TREATMENT IS RUNNING RAMPID, PUSHED ALONG BY A LOONEY TUNES SOCIALIST DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS (YOU KNOW THAT MOST HONEST CONGRESS IN DECADES PROMISED BY PELOSI), A FEW R.I.N.O. REPUBLICANS WHO CAN'T DECIDE WHICH SIDE OF THE FENCE THEY BELONG ON AND A NEWS MEDIA THAT HAS GONE COMPLETELY MAD, NOW THEY OWE THE SOCIALIST, STEPPING OUT OF BOUNDS WILL BRING QUICK REPRISALS.
WE NOW HAVE A GOVERNMENT THAT'S DECIDING WINNERS AND LOSERS "SPECIAL TREATMENT"
A YEAR AGO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT FIAT COULD BUY CHRYSLER CORPORATION AND NOT SPEND A DIME OF THEIR OWN MONEY? A MATCH MADE IN HELL, WITH OUR PRESIDENT AND HIS CRONIES SELLING SPECIAL TREATMENT, IT CAN AND IS HAPPENING.
THE GOVERNMENT IS THROWING CASH EVERYWHERE IN THE FINANCIAL MARKETS, BANKS AND MORTGAGE COMPANIES, BILLIONS HERE AND BILLIONS THERE, ALL YOU HAVE TO BE IS BIG ENOUGH OR WELL CONNECTED TO GET "SPECIAL TREATMENT" AND BILLIONS COME YOUR WAY, LIKE BONUSES UNDER THE TABLE. THE WINNERS AND LOSERS PICKED BY JUST A FEW PEOPLE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.
THEN
THERE ARE SPECIAL GROUPS LIKE ACORN WHO HAS RECEIVED SO MUCH WE HAVE LOST TRACK
OF IT, WE KNOW THEY RECEIVED 400 MILLION IN THE 1ST ROUND OF STIMULUS PACKAGES
PUT IN BY THE SOCIALIST DEMOCRATS AS PAYBACK OR SHOULD WE SAY PAYOFF, THEY
TOOK THE MONEY OUT AND THEN PUT IT BACK IN AGAIN, THEY'VE RECEIVED MORE SINCE
THEN. EVERY TIME THE SOCIALIST GET A CHANCE THEIR FUNNELING ACORN AND OTHER
GROUPS LIKE THEM MORE MONEY. THE FUNNY THING IS, ASK YOUR SELF, HOW MANY FOLKS
WORK FOR ACORN FULL TIME? WHO GETS ALL THIS MONEY? WHERE DOES IT GO TO? WE ALL
KNOW WHAT THEY PRODUCE "DEAD PEOPLE".
THEN THERE ARE GUYS LIKE JOHN MURTHA, DIAN FEINSTEIN, NANCY PELOSI AND JACK REID THAT NEVER MISS THE CHANCE TO FUNNEL MONEY TO FAMILY MEMBERS WHO ARE LOBBYISTS OR PHONY CORPORATIONS AND BUSINESSES DESIGNED TO FUNNEL MONEY BACK IN THE FORM OF DONATIONS, THE WHOLE CONGRESS, SENATE AND THE PRESIDENT IS NOTHING A SEA OF SHARKS, SURE THERE ARE A FEW GOOD ONES IN THERE, BUT MOST ARE COWERING ON A LIFE RAFT, AFRAID TO GET IN THE WATER AND MAKE WAVES, FOR THE SHARKS MIGHT EAT THEM.
BANKRUPTCY! SPECIAL TREATMENT ABOUNDS, UNION THUGS WHO HAVE BASICALLY RUINED THE AMERICAN AUTO INDUSTRY, ARE PUSHED THE FRONT OF THE BANKRUPTCY LINE BY OUR SOCIALIST LEADER, AGAIN PICKING WINNERS AND LOSERS HIMSELF WITH SOME HELP OF HIS CRONIES THAT ARE SO SMART THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THEIR OWN TAXES.
THESE ARE JUST A FEW SAMPLES, THERE ARE MORE, MANY MORE, HEALTH CARE AND AMNESTY ARE NEXT AS THE SOCIALIST TRY TO KEEP THEMSELVES IN OFFICE FOREVER, BY BRINGING IN 40 MILLION ILLEGALS THAT WOULD VOTE THEMSELVES BENEFITS PROMISED BY OR OUR SOCIALIST GOVERNMENT NOW IN POWER.
SO YOU SEE THEY DO HAVE A PRODUCT TO SELL AND THEY ARE QUITE GOOD AT IT, BOTH SIDES AND THE SAD THING IS IT'S ALL ON OUR DIME.
TAKE A LOOK AT PAST SOCIALIST GOVERNMENTS LIKE THE OLD SOVIET UNION, THE WELL CONNECT AND THOSE WITH POWER ARE WALKING IN HOG HEAVEN, WEARING $1000. SUITS, LAVISH VACATIONS AND HOMES, WHILE THE PEOPLE STRUGGLE TO LIVE AND PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE, THIS IS THE DIRECTION WE ARE HEADED IF WE DON'T KNOCK THE KINGS OFF THEIR THRONE AND SOON.
AMERICA IS DIEING
JOIN A TEA PARTY or 912 ORGANIZATION TODAY
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Douglas Adams 1952-2001 Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
STOLEN DEALERSHIPS BY OBAMA
PICKING WINNERS AND LOSERS
CHRYSLER DEALER SPEAKS OUT
WHY AMERICA'S ECONOMY FELL OFF THE CLIFF
John Smith started the day early having set his
alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for
6 am.
While his coffeepot (MADE
IN CHINA) was
perking, he shaved with his electric
razor (MADE
IN HONG KONG), He
put on a dress
shirt
(MADE IN
SRI LANKA), designer
jeans (MADE
IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA) . After
cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA) he
sat down with his
calculator (MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After
setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN)
to the radio
(MADE IN (INDIA) . He
got in his car
(MADE IN
GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from
Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying
AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while. He
put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job in
AMERICA AND
NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA....
Y'all gotta Keep this one circulating, please! copy paste and send on..
I'M A LITTLE TEED OFF AT OUR NONE LEADERS OF THE TEA PARTY/912 MOVEMENT, NO NOT MY FELLOW CONSERVATIVES OF THE LOCAL TEA PARTIES HELD ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY WHICH ARE A GRASS ROOTS EFFORT TO PUT THE BRAKES ON OUR OUT OF CONTROL GOVERNMENT AND ALL POLITICIANS IN GENERAL, THE POLITICIANS ARE ALL STUCK ON THEMSELVES, WE ARE IN THEIR WAY IF WE SPEAK UP AND THAT'S EITHER SIDE OF THE ISLE.
LET ME BACK UP! THE GOD FATHER OF THE MODERN ERA TEA PARTY IS "RICK SANTELLI" HIS RANT INSPIRED US TO GET OUT, GET OFF OUR DUFFS AND DO SOMETHING, IMMEDIATELY GUY'S LIKE GLENN BECK AND NEWT GINGRICH STARTED GIVING THE MOVEMENT A LITTLE PUSH, I THINK THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A FEW OTHERS BUT THESE TWO ARE THE MAIN ONES THAT POP INTO MY MIND. BECK GAVE A SHOVE BY GIVING US THE 9 PRINCIPLES 12 VALUES AND TOLD US TO GO OUT AND TALK TO OUR NEIGHBORS BORN OUT OF THAT WAS THE 912 GROUPS THAT HE SAID HE COULDN'T OR WOULDN'T LEAD. HE STILL SAYS THAT TODAY AS HE GETS READY FOR HIS NATIONWIDE COMEDY TOUR..
THEN WE HAVE NEWT GINGRICH AND HIS AMERICAN SOLUTIONS, I'M HAVING TROUBLES PUTTING MY FINGER ON THAT ONE, WITHIN DAYS AFTER THE SANTELLI RANT ON CSNBC, AFTER A BUZZ WAS STARTED AROUND THE COUNTRY, NEWT WAS ON THE BAND WAGON AND IF YA LISTENED TO SOME OF HIS COMMENTARY IT WAS AS IF ALL THE SPONTANEOUS TEA PARTIES WAS ALL HIS IDEA. NOW THAT MAY NOT BE THE CASE BUT THAT WAS MY PERSPECTIVE, MAYBE IT BECAUSE I CONSIDER HIM ONE OF THEM " A POLITICIAN", AS YOU CAN SEE I'M HAVIN A TOUGH TIME WITH THE P WORD, ESPECIALLY IF THEY CONSIDER THAT A CAREER. ONE OTHER THING BUGGED ME ABOUT HIM WAS, HE'S FROM GEORGIA, WHAT IN THE HELL WAS HE DOING IN NEW YORK APRIL 15TH, THE DAY OF THE BIG TEA PARTY? WHY WASN'T HE FACIN THE FOLKS AT HOME IN GEORGIA? I THOUGHT IT PECULIAR ANYWAY.
SO RIGHT OFF THE BAT WE'VE GOT TWO NONE LEADERS, ONE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO AND THE OTHER BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT HIM TO. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? SO RIGHT NOW WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF GROUPS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF ALL KINDS, WE'RE ALL SPINNING DONUTS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT AND ADD SOME STRUCTURE TO OUR MOVEMENT, LET ME SAY ONE THING RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD NOT EXPECT OR WANT THE GUYS ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP TO LEAD, MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK WITHIN OUR OWN RANKS AS WE COME TOGETHER TO FORM THE POLITICAL FORCE WE SHOULD BE, THERE ARE LEADERS AMONG US, WHETHER THEY BE WITHIN THE TEA PARTY GROUPS, THE 912 GROUPS, THE RON PAUL GROUPS, 2ND AMENDMENT GROUPS, POWER TO THE PEOPLE GROUPS AND ANY OTHER GROUP I LEFT OUT.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS I'M STRUGGLING, NOT WITH OUR MOVEMENT AND ALL THE GRASS ROOTS FOLKS DIGGIN INTO THEIR TINY BUDGETS, PUTTING ON TEA PARTIES AND FORMING GROUPS, I'M STRUGGLING WITH THOSE WITH LARGE BUDGETS AND INFLUENCE. THEY WANT TO SIT BEHIND A MICROPHONE AND CHEERLEAD YELLING NOW "YOU"! YOU GO OUT AND GET 'ER DONE
AND IN THE VERY SAME BREATH TRY AND SELL YOU A BOOK OR ONE OF THEIR BUDDIES BOOKS AND BEFORE TAKING ANOTHER BREATH TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOUR GOING TO ENJOY HIS NEW COMEDY TOUR.. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? "THIS IS IT"??
AFTER MONTHS OF TELLING US OUR COUNTRY IS GOING TO A SOCIALIST HELL, STOCK UP, SAVE FOOD, BUY GOLD!
ALL WITH TEARS ON DEMAND
IS THIS AL ABOUT SELLING BOOKS, GOLD AND RATINGS?
GLENN AND NEWT CALL ME AT 817.676.3730
AND TELL ME THIS NOT ABOUT BOOK DEALS
BUT, WHAT DO I KNOW I'M JUST AN AVERAGE JOE
A RECOVERING BROKE AMERICAN.
BUTCH MOSS APRIL 30TH 2009
OH MY GOD
HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY JANET NAPOLITANO APOLOGIZED TO VETERANS AFTER A REPORT ISSUED BY HER DEPARTMENT SAID TROOPS RETURNING FROM THE WARS IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN WERE AT RISK FOR BEING RECRUITED BY RIGHT-WING EXTREMISTS.
"TO THE EXTENT VETERANS READ IT AS AN ACCUSATION ... AN APOLOGY IS OWED," SHE SAID DURING AN ON-AIR INTERVIEW ON FOX NEWS THURSDAY, A DAY AFTER VETERANS' GROUPS AND MEMBERS OF CONGRESS BLASTED HER FOR THE REPORT, WHICH THEY SAID LIBELED MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES.
"THIS WAS AN ASSESSMENT, NOT AN ACCUSATION," NAPOLITANO CONTINUED. "IT WAS LIMITED TO EXTREMISTS THOSE WHO SEEK TO COMMIT VIOLENCE WITHIN THE UNITED STATES. AND ALL THIS WAS MEANT TO DO WAS TO GIVE LAW ENFORCEMENT WHAT WE CALL 'SITUATIONAL AWARENESS.'"
"THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS OFFEND OR CASTIGATE ALL VETERANS. TO THE CONTRARY, LET'S MEET AND CLEAR THE AIR," SHE SAID.
A FOOTNOTE IN THE
REPORT, "RIGHTWING EXTREMISM: CURRENT ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL CLIMATE FUELING RESURGENCE IN RADICALIZATION AND RECRUITMENT," SAID THAT WHILE THERE IS NO SPECIFIC INFORMATION THAT DOMESTIC RIGHT-WING TERRORISTS ARE PLANNING ACTS OF VIOLENCE, SUCH ACTS COULD COME FROM UNNAMED "RIGHTWING EXTREMISTS" CONCERNED ABOUT ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, ABORTION, INCREASING FEDERAL POWER AND RESTRICTIONS ON FIREARMS -- AND SINGLED OUT RETURNING WAR VETERANS AS SUSCEPTIBLE TO RECRUITMENT. HOW ABOUT LEFT WING ENVIRONMENTAL EXTREMIST, PETA EXTREMIST, ACORN EXTREMIST, CODE PINK EXTREMIST MORE PRONE TO VIOLENCE AN ATTACK AND YES THESE GROUPS ARE RADICLES, NOT MOTIONED BY THIS HACK."IF THERE'S ONE PART OF THIS REPORT THAT I WOULD REWRITE ... IT WOULD BE THAT FOOTNOTE," NAPOLITANO SAID.
NAPOLITANO DEFENDED THE REPORT WEDNESDAY, SAYING IT IS PART OF AN ONGOING SERIES OF ASSESSMENTS TO PROVIDE INFORMATION TO STATE, LOCAL AND TRIBAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES ON "VIOLENT RADICALIZATION"
IN THE UNITED STATES. THE FACT IS THIS REPORT IS SKEWED AND WRONG, THE FOLKS THAT WROTE THIS AND APPROVED THIS SHOULD BE FIRED."LET ME BE CLEAR: WE MONITOR THE RISKS OF VIOLENT EXTREMISM TAKING ROOT HERE IN THE UNITED STATES," NAPOLITANO SAID IN A STATEMENT. "WE DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF FOCUSING OUR EFFORTS ON ONE GROUP; WE MUST PROTECT THE COUNTRY FROM TERRORISM WHETHER FOREIGN OR HOMEGROWN, AND REGARDLESS OF THE IDEOLOGY THAT MOTIVATES ITS VIOLENCE."
NOW THEY ARE MORE WORRIED ABOUT AMERICANS THAN THEY ARE THE REAL TERRORIST STATIONED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, THIS WOMAN IS A FOOL..VETERANS GROUPS LIKE THE AMERICAN LEGION AND VETS FOR FREEDOM QUICKLY CRITICIZED THE REPORT, WHICH DESCRIBED RETURNING VETERANS AS COVETED RECRUITS FOR GROUP LOOKING FOR "COMBAT SKILLS AND EXPERIENCE."
IN A LETTER TO NAPOLITANO ON TUESDAY, AMERICAN LEGION NATIONAL COMMANDER DAVID REHBEIN BLASTED THE REPORT AS INCOMPLETE AND POLITICALLY-BIASED.
"THE AMERICAN LEGION IS WELL AWARE AND HORRIFIED AT THE PAIN INFLICTED DURING THE OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING, BUT TIMOTHY MCVEIGH WAS ONLY ONE OF MORE THAN 42 MILLION VETERANS WHO HAVE WORN THIS NATION'S UNIFORM DURING WARTIME," REHBEIN WROTE. "TO CONTINUE TO USE MCVEIGH AS AN EXAMPLE OF THE STEREOTYPICAL 'DISGRUNTLED MILITARY VETERAN' IS UNFAIR AS USING OSAMA BIN LADEN AS THE SOLE EXAMPLE OF ISLAM."
NAPOLITANO ACKNOWLEDGED REHBEIN'S LETTER ON WEDNESDAY AND SAID SHE PLANS TO MEET WITH HIM SOMETIME NEXT WEEK. AS A VET I DEPLORE ANY MEETING WITH THIS PERSON, I WOULD DEMAND SHE BE FIRED FOR INCOMPETENCE..
PETE HEGSETH, CHAIRMAN OF VETS FOR FREEDOM, SAID THE REPORT REPRESENTS A "GROSS MISUNDERSTANDING AND OVERSIMPLIFICATION" OF THE COUNTRY'S SERVICE MEMBERS.
"IT'S AMAZING THEY WOULD SINGLE OUT VETERANS AS A THREAT TO THIS COUNTRY," SAID HEGSETH, AN ARMY VETERAN WHO SERVED IN IRAQ. "IT UNDERSCORES A PERVASIVE BELIEF THAT SOME ARE TRYING TO SPREAD THAT VETERANS ARE VICTIMS AND WE'RE COMING HOME AS DAMAGED GOODS THAT NEED TO BE CODDLED INSTEAD OF CELEBRATED."
HEGSETH SAID HE WAS ALSO TROUBLED BY THE REPORT'S ASSERTION THAT RETURNING VETERANS WHO FACE "SIGNIFICANT CHALLENGES REINTEGRATING INTO THEIR COMMUNITIES" COULD BE EASY TARGETS FOR EXTREMIST GROUPS SEEKING NEW MEMBERS.
AFTER READING THE DHS MEMO IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YA WANT TO JOIN A MILITIA.."IF ANYTHING, VETERANS HAVE AN ALLEGIANCE TO THIS COUNTRY GREATER THAN THE AVERAGE CITIZEN," HE SAID. "VETERANS HAVE LEARNED WHERE THEIR ALLEGIANCES LIE AND ARE LESS PRONE TO EXTREMISM. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE EDITING PROCESS OR [DHS OFFICIALS] JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND VETERANS. THE REPORT DEMONSTRATES A TRUE LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF WHO VETERANS ARE."
WHERE ARE THE VETS WITHIN THE DHS? THERE HAS TO BE SOME, DHS VETS PLEASE STAND UP...HOUSE MINORITY LEADER JOHN BOEHNER, R-OHIO, ALSO CRITICIZED THE REPORT, SAYING ITS PORTRAYAL OF VETERANS WAS "OFFENSIVE AND UNACCEPTABLE."
THE UNCLASSIFIED REPORT, WHICH WAS PRODUCED BY DHS' OFFICE OF INTELLIGENCE AND ANALYSIS, WAS NOT RELEASED PUBLICLY BUT SURFACED ONLINE EARLIER THIS WEEK. IT ALSO CITED THE CASE OF TIMOTHY MCVEIGH, A DECORATED GULF WAR VETERAN WHO WAS EXECUTED IN 2001 AFTER BEING CONVICTED OF KILLING 168 PEOPLE DURING THE BOMBING OF THE ALFRED P. MURRAH FEDERAL BUILDING IN OKLAHOMA CITY IN 1995.
"THE WILLINGNESS OF A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF MILITARY PERSONNEL TO JOIN EXTREMIST GROUPS DURING THE 1990S BECAUSE THEY WERE DISGRUNTLED, DISILLUSIONED OR SUFFERING FROM THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECTS OF WAR IS BEING REPLICATED TODAY," THE REPORT READS.
NAPOLITANO, A FORMER U.S. ATTORNEY IN ARIZONA, SAID THE REPORT'S REFERENCE TO THE OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING "RANG TRUE" TO HER.
"UNFORTUNATELY [MCVEIGH] WAS A VET, THAT'S WHERE HE GOT HIS TRAINING AND SO WHEN I WAS TOLD ABOUT THE REPORT, IT RANG TRUE WITH ME, THIS HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST," NAPOLITANO TOLD FOX NEWS. "THAT IS A FAR CRY, HOWEVER, FROM SAYING VETERANS SOMEHOW ARE AT RISK."
THE REPORT FOLLOWS A SIMILAR DHS
ASSESSMENT RELEASED IN JANUARY THAT DETAILED LEFT-WING THREATS, FOCUSING ON CYBERATTACKS AND RADICAL "ECO-TERRORIST" GROUPS LIKE EARTH LIBERATION FRONT, ACCUSED OF FIREBOMBING CONSTRUCTION SITES, LOGGING COMPANIES, CAR DEALERSHIPS AND FOOD SCIENCE LABS. THE REPORT NOTED THAT LEFT-WING EXTREMISTS PREFER ECONOMIC DAMAGE TO GET THEIR MESSAGE ACROSS. NOW YOUR TALKIN EXTREMIST..."THEIR LEFTWING ASSESSMENT IDENTIFIES ACTUAL TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS, LIKE THE EARTH LIBERATION FRONT AND ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT," HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE RANKING MEMBER LAMAR SMITH, R-TEXAS, SAID WEDNESDAY. "THE RIGHTWING REPORT USES BROAD GENERALIZATIONS ABOUT VETERANS, PRO-LIFE GROUPS, FEDERALISTS AND SUPPORTERS OF GUN RIGHTS. THAT'S LIKE SAYING IF YOU LOVE PUPPIES, YOU MIGHT BE SUSCEPTIBLE TO RECRUITMENT BY THE ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT. IT IS RIDICULOUS AND DEEPLY OFFENSIVE TO MILLIONS OF AMERICANS."
HOW MANY BLUNDERS DOES IT TAKE BEFORE THE FUNKY PRESIDENT REALIZE HE CAN'T STICK JUST ANYONE INTO THESE APPOINTED OFFICES, LIKE THE DEPARTMENT T OF HOMELAND SECURITY (DHS). CAREER DHS OFFICIALS HAVE TO BE ROLLING THEIR EYES IN DISBELIEF, BUT GET READY THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN AND AGAIN, SHE CLEARLY HAS NO CLUE OF THE JOB AT HAND AND THIS IS NO TIME FOR A ON THE JOB TRAINEE.
SHE IS CLEARLY HAS THE LEFT WING AGENDA AT HER CORE, EVERYDAY THIS WOMAN IS IN CHARGE OF THE DHS WE BECOME MORE VULNERABLE TO ATTACK, ISLAMIC EXTREMIST HAVE TO BE SALIVATING AT THE THOUGHT OF THIS TWIT AT THE HELM. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY DEGREES SHE HAS, IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT SHE WAS A GOVERNOR (GOOD GOD), STUPID IS STUPID...